We had some time on our hands yesterday, so my friends and I came up with a new game, that we’re calling “Best Porn Picture.”
The rules are simple. Take any movie that’s won the Best Picture Oscar and change it into a porn title. The title has to be original (no “Star Whores”), and you can’t reuse a movie. First person who can’t come up with another porn title loses.
Here’s some of the better ones we came up with:
Cumhog Jillionaire
American Booty
Forrest Gimp
Bravehard
The French Cunnilingus
In the Heat of the Night (works either way)
Terms of Enrearment
Back Side Story
Around the Girl in Eighty Ways
The Busty Years of Our Wives
My Spare Lady
A Man for All Semens
Bend-Her
Lawrence in Her Labia
It Happened Many Times One Night
The game works just as well with IMDb’s Top 250 (The Shawskank Redemption) or AFI’s 100 Years, 100 Movies (Citizen Kame, written, directed by, and starring Orson Swells).
What have you got?
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Sorry I’m a bit late to the party with this, but I’ve only just happened across the site, and it’s too good an opportunity to miss:
The Prodfather
The English Pay Shunt
Dee Dee Parted
Bum Slog Milly On Air
Chest, Hide, Whorey
The Greatest Hoe on Earth
Ball the Kings Men
Genitals’ Relievement
The Best Rears of Our Lives
On the Daughter’s Front
– not sure this exercise has improved me as an individual, but thanks anyhoo.
On the Watercunt
Annie Ball
Plapoon
A Beautiful Behind
All About Eve(‘s Vagina)
–Yeah, that last one was stupid.
Schindler’s Fist
Mutiny on the Booty
Ben-Fur (made in 1979)
West Side Whorey
Creamer vs Creamer
Forrest Rump
The Lord of the Cock-Rings
One Came Over the Cuckoo’s Chest
Midnight Bareback Cowboy
An American in Paris Hilton
All About Cleavage
I’m going to hell…..
The Rodfather
Shindler’s Clit
12 Horny Men
One Spew over the Cukoo’s Nest
Casa Wanka
Now I’m ashamed enough of myself. I’ll stop.