“‘Dog Movie’ Screenplay Needed”

The universe is somehow bending itself to my will.  I seriously wish I was kidding.

From Craig’s List:

“Dog Movie” Screenplay Needed (Anywhere)

Reply to: gigs-916676856@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-12, 3:28PM PST

We are a Burbank based production/development company looking for a:

Dog Themed Family Film

This will be direct-to-video low budget 2009 release.
We are ready to go into production right away.

* Should be comedy and or adventure.
* Dog must be a main character.
* No period piece.
* Screenplay should be complete or close to complete. We am NOT looking for a writer to write our story.

Please Do Not pitch us other stories. We are only looking for a Dog based family film.

Thanks
(We are not a WGA Signatory and do not plan on becoming one)